August 2008
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports...
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: ‘This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.’
2.Dressage commentator: ‘This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once...
Seasonal switch added on new Thermos flask models
On all new Thermos flask models there has been a seasonal switch added to avoid confusion why a Thermos would keep drinks cold in summer and coffee hot in winter…… This switch is WITHOUT any function and soly for the purpose of not discriminating people with limited technical understanding…….
McCain's real age revealed!
Finally we have proof for McCain’s real age: He is so old that he added the “Mc” to his name to avoid the nagging questions about the death of his brother Abel……..
source: Kay
Priceless
Being born dumb …..not much you can do about that!
Hasn’t learned much in the 20odd years since ….well you can only blame yourself!
Putting your highly isolated hightech lunchbag firmly closed in the office fridge ………….Priceless!!!!!
Well, they ARE isloated to ISOLATE the contens from the environent! Warm OR cold…… as I said, just priceless!
“When money became useless…..”
The Poor -14, the Rich +10
According to the German magazine Der Spiegel the poor lost 14% of real income (after tax) while the rich earned an extra 10% in the same time (1996 - 2006)…….Nice!
So while the rich bought themselfs a new Maybach, the poor had to survive with less and less (I mean it doesn’t sound much over ten years, but if you consider that someone with 12.000/year has to make do with only...
Why a German sportsclub had to change it's...
Ein Schwank aus meiner Jugend (A story when I was still wild, young and , ahem, beautifull….)
There was once, in the german city of Hamburg, or to be more precise, in this city’s quarter of Eilbek, a sporting club dedicated to the higher sports of Tennis and Hockey (no not the Canadian brawls on Ice, the high society lawn version) and called himself, guess what, Tennis und Hockey Club...
WatchMakeing a point!
How to make (and defenitly NOT) to make a point, or: You may look as good as you like, effectivness will always beat ya!
“Stupidity has a knack of getting its way.”
– Albert Camus
“The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by infinity is to...”
– Voltaire
Can't beat a Canadian Cop
Robo-Cop
2005 Honorable Mention Confirmed True by Darwin
February 2005, Canada
Canadian winter nights are long and usually quiet, but one exception was the night Constable Morgan responded to a drunk driver call. He caught up to the errant driver and fell in behind in order to establish the commission of the crime. In a short distance, the driver missed a curve and slid into a snow bank. Morgan...
A very rare Double Darwin Award, you gotta love...
Since I always promise Darwin Awards for people to stupid for this planet, I thought I better put up a link for the few people who haven’t heard of it yet, and see what I found today, a very rare Double Darwin Award! (I mean you can only die once, even if James Bond tried to convince us otherwise…..)
So, the story goes:
The Balloon Priest 2008 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by...
Worst analyzis ever! Hitler tamed by prison? Did...
Private my ass! He killed my Grandad in Stalingrad (was cannon fodder in a punishment batallion)! God shave the Queen and fuck all Nazis!
