December 2009
71 posts
Bikini-Clad Lovelies to Protect Airports →
stever:
“Squads of bikini-clad women are to be positioned outside airports in a bid to deter fanatical Islamic terrorists.
Security chiefs believe the bombers will turn back rather than confront the naked knees and loose morals of western women.”
I think this idea would be far more effective than some of the pointless new measures brought in since that very silly man tried to blow up the...
The Christmas Angel.... and how he earned his "top...
You just gotta “stick” this one out to the end…… and I usually DON’T reblog myself, but for all of you that didn’t read my blog all the way to the end, and those of us who tend to forget, here a small reminder how the Angel got to the top of the tree…
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip … but there were problems everywhere. Four of his...
“One should always be drunk. That’s the one thing that matters. In order not to...”
– Baudelaire (via suzywire) (via makethemyths) (via wideeyedhippiechild)
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Breeze Black Night - The...
“There are so many hammocks to catch you if you fall, so many laws to keep you...”
– I strongly second that!
~ Henry Rollins (via gatekeeper) (via suddenly)
