February 2011
Guidelines for Cats (and other mean bastards!) →
meepmeepmeep:
example:
Chairs and Rugs If you have to throw up, get to a chair quickly. If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. If there is no Oriental rug, shag is good. When throwing up on the carpet, make sure you back up so that it is as long as the human’s bare foot.
