Werner Oderwer

Cynical? Sure
Offensive? Yes
Rude? Always
Political correct? NEVER
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Thu Dec 3
Finally they found a solution to save the Polar Bears that migth actually work, for a while………

Finally they found a solution to save the Polar Bears that migth actually work, for a while………

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Tue Dec 1
Freakin’ Aliens!

Freakin’ Aliens!

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If you never saw the film, go rent it, its worth it! suddenly: tinycinema: CLICK FOR HIGHRES ANIMATION The Big Sleep (Howard Hawks, 1946)

If you never saw the film, go rent it, its worth it!

suddenly:

tinycinema:

CLICK FOR HIGHRES ANIMATION

The Big Sleep (Howard Hawks, 1946)

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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating…

…and you finish off as an orgasm.

I love this guy, never anybody got live more right then him!!!

George Carlin (via meepmeepmeep)
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Mon Nov 30
Actualley we used these to train on how to put on a condom (watch the shape of those things!) mackay: Liebe Kinder, früher gab es noch keine PSPs, iPods oder Handyspiele. Aber wir hatten trotzdem viel Spaß. (Und ich würde heute noch Stunden mit sowas verbringen) via okej

Actualley we used these to train on how to put on a condom (watch the shape of those things!)

mackay:

Liebe Kinder, früher gab es noch keine PSPs, iPods oder Handyspiele. Aber wir hatten trotzdem viel Spaß. (Und ich würde heute noch Stunden mit sowas verbringen)

via okej

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suddenly: L’embarcadère (via Ωméga *)

suddenly:

L’embarcadère (via Ωméga *)

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I always knew they had a relationship, just didn’t know it was that, ahem, close….. suddenly: Teeter totter! (via rowrrowr)

I always knew they had a relationship, just didn’t know it was that, ahem, close…..

suddenly:

Teeter totter! (via rowrrowr)

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suddenly: frangry: “So help me God, if you ever cheat on me I will wait until a slow news cycle & then chase you with one of your own clubs until you run away like a pussy and crash your favorite SUV into a fire hydrant. Then I’ll slap you around until the cops arrive and tell them I saved your life by dragging you out of said SUV in the most inconceivable way possible.” (via winstonwolfe)

suddenly:

frangry:

“So help me God, if you ever cheat on me I will wait until a slow news cycle & then chase you with one of your own clubs until you run away like a pussy and crash your favorite SUV into a fire hydrant. Then I’ll slap you around until the cops arrive and tell them I saved your life by dragging you out of said SUV in the most inconceivable way possible.” (via winstonwolfe)

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I actually knew those guyz, after Uschi quit Rainer (“Curley”) she became the girlfrined of an old, and by now dead, friend fo mine (Dieter Bockhorn) in Hamburg. I helped them build the interior of the Bus they used to ride around in the US. (via strange-eyes)

I actually knew those guyz, after Uschi quit Rainer (“Curley”) she became the girlfrined of an old, and by now dead, friend fo mine (Dieter Bockhorn) in Hamburg. I helped them build the interior of the Bus they used to ride around in the US.

(via strange-eyes)

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Santa’s Girlfriend? (via smokeandsassafrass)

Santa’s Girlfriend?

(via smokeandsassafrass)

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Santa’s bed? (via smokeandsassafrass)

Santa’s bed?

(via smokeandsassafrass)

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I have no (living) enemies……. (via smokeandsassafrass)

I have no (living) enemies…….

(via smokeandsassafrass)

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suddenly: 123zero: Autumn Beech, autumn fall tree leaf uploaded by mirror29

suddenly:

123zero:

Autumn Beech, autumn fall tree leaf uploaded by mirror29

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Bashing Palin

I am actually against beating women, except if they try and beat me first…..but for DPP(itB) (Dumbfuck Pitbull Pai(n)l-in the Butt) I make an exception anytime!!! Lipstick or none…….

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WOW, A book! What, uuuh yes, uuuh MY book! I ahh, just love Gohst-writers, they write about ghosts, even politcal ones like my,  ahhh and I just wanted to say how happy I am that this ghost, ahh writer wrote about me and my ahh what was that again, ahh yeah IDEAS!………..blah, blah, blubb and blah……

WOW, A book! What, uuuh yes, uuuh MY book! I ahh, just love Gohst-writers, they write about ghosts, even politcal ones like my,  ahhh and I just wanted to say how happy I am that this ghost, ahh writer wrote about me and my ahh what was that again, ahh yeah IDEAS!………..blah, blah, blubb and blah……

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